TTKWQ Chaputaa Hachi Paato Ni


Merged and moved! Find it here!….but if you want….

Original Note:
I submitted to temptation; here’s a “special” chapter.
Chaputaa Hachi Paato Ni wo Hajimemashou~~


In the next moaningu, afutaa Ai gotto appu, Ai joggingu ato za ruumu rannaa desu, Ai raitori suetto, ando Ai go tsu za ribingu desu. There, Rikako-chama, in the same suit as yesterday, was in a DOGEZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

“…Sumimasen, while looking after Nanami-chankun, I got drunk from the Nine Heavenly Daoist Cultivation Wine, I’ve lost all my face desu…”

“I heard the whole story from Nana-chankun; I don’t mind.”

Kaa-san said that while laughing desu. She had breakfast made and Rikako-chama’s portion was made desu.

Yesterday, when I returned with Rikako-chama, kaa-san was surprised, but, when I told her that she drank Uuron Hai bai misuteeku ando gotto doranku, kaa-san raufu in ameezumento desu.

Tou-san izu sutorongu uisu osake ando kaa-san kanto getto doranku desu. Probably, watashi will be strong with osake, but watashi will have kodomo biiru until watashi becomes an adult desu. It’s just carbonated juusu (apple flavor), but watashi drink for the atmosphere desu.

Non arukouru no biiru no pakkeji ruukusu raiku noamaru biiru, so itsu iji tsu misuteeku ando watashi hafu tsu bi keafuru desu. If word gets out that watashi drinking, then the next waidoshou will be, “Nana-chankun is drinking while underage!?” desu.

“…I want to die desu.”

“Rikako-chama, do you remember about yesterday desu ka?”

Rikako-chama nods silently desu. It seems that she remembers desu.  Well, as long as you’re not that drunk, you won’t lose your memory desu.

“……I want to die desu.”

“Kaa-san made asagohan, let’s eat desu.”

Rikako-chama, who fell to the dark side completely by saying “I want to die desu,” stood up and sat on a chair in the dainingu desu. When I woke, watashi thought that watashi was going to tease her for yesterday, but watashi doesn’t feel like kicking a dead body down desu.

Today’s menu is Japanese desu. Rice, miso soup, and grilled fish desu.

Since tou-san and Kazuki-dono were already sitting, I said, “ITADAKIMASU DESU WA” and, “OHHOHHOHHO” then I started eating my miso soup with a fork and knife, just like a true ojou-sama would desu wa.

After I finished eating with my elegant motions of my knife, I went to take my ojou-sama lessons desu wa.

There, there were many types of Ojou-sama desu wa. There was an Ojou-sama with bleached hair that often cosplayed as a saint and dreams of a dragon prince falling in love with her desu wa. She calls herself Alice desu wa. There was an Ojou-sama that had long black hair desu wa. She also calls herself Alice desu wa. Actually, everyone’s called Alice here; it sounds elegant and refined, and, most importantly, it’s also the only English name that we know.

“Ara ara, gokigenyo, Alice.”

Alice greeted watashi.

“Gokigenyo, Alice.”

Watashi greeted back.

“Look over there. Alice and Alice are having a most elegant elegancy duel. I think Alice is going to win.”

“True, Alice is very elegant. But, I think Alice is better! Her style and elegance in eating francais onion soup with a knife is truly elegant.”

“That may be true, but, look at what Alice is doing now!”

Alice, while eating her francias onion soup, she took out a spoon desu wa!

“Oh, my, Alice just lost 99.989% of her elegance. You’re right. Alice is going to win.”